so i don't know how people on my f-list feel about twilight- and people really do seem to adore or loathe the book. there are the buffy fans, who aren't used to vamps that sparkle. even for people who don't care about the vampire mythology, there's still the whole issue of edward cullen's sometimes stalkerish qualities.
at the same time, the books are so popular. to be honest, i read (almost) all four of them (i stopped paying attention mid breaking dawn), at first so i could argue why i didn't like them beyond "they're not buffy!" and then jacob even grew on me a little before he became a hormone monster.
why do i bring this up, you ask? well because one of my RL friends who's newish to lj (
sovietmarina) is doing this amazing, amazing twilight rewrite. basically she took a lot of things that bugged her about the novel and either got rid of them or made them better. for example:
Edward frowned. "Honestly, my skin sparkles."
"Like diamonds?" said Bella, barely stifling the giggles that were threatening to overtake her.
"Fearsome, masculine, deadly diamonds, yeah."
"Ah. Like a rapper's bling," she laughed. "Street cred. I get it. Can I call you Ed-dizzle?"
"Absolutely not," he cried, his voice getting more English by the second. "My skin isn't like bling." He enunciated the last word in a way that made it sound completely hilarious through his accent. "It's like...a diamond-bladed chainsaw."
"I still don't believe you," said Bella, now giggling freely. "Glittering fairy princess Edward...that's way too funny to be true."
...so yes. you should check it out, it's posted at fanfic.net. and to prepare to write this, she also made a parody edward interview on youtube that i sort-of helped edit.
aside from pimping the completely awesome, i have a question...
Poll #1480030 twilight = ?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21
at the same time, the books are so popular. to be honest, i read (almost) all four of them (i stopped paying attention mid breaking dawn), at first so i could argue why i didn't like them beyond "they're not buffy!" and then jacob even grew on me a little before he became a hormone monster.
why do i bring this up, you ask? well because one of my RL friends who's newish to lj (
Edward frowned. "Honestly, my skin sparkles."
"Like diamonds?" said Bella, barely stifling the giggles that were threatening to overtake her.
"Fearsome, masculine, deadly diamonds, yeah."
"Ah. Like a rapper's bling," she laughed. "Street cred. I get it. Can I call you Ed-dizzle?"
"Absolutely not," he cried, his voice getting more English by the second. "My skin isn't like bling." He enunciated the last word in a way that made it sound completely hilarious through his accent. "It's like...a diamond-bladed chainsaw."
"I still don't believe you," said Bella, now giggling freely. "Glittering fairy princess Edward...that's way too funny to be true."
...so yes. you should check it out, it's posted at fanfic.net. and to prepare to write this, she also made a parody edward interview on youtube that i sort-of helped edit.
aside from pimping the completely awesome, i have a question...
Poll #1480030 twilight = ?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21
how do you feel about twilight?
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...and why do you feel that way?TEAM EDWARD![]()
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0 (0.0%)
i will giggle a LOT at new moon.![]()
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4 (19.0%)
TEAM JACOB![]()
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2 (9.5%)
it's truly scary...because bella = mary sue and edward = stalker and jacob = a hormone monster and people LIKE this.![]()
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9 (42.9%)
i pretend it doesn't exist / twilight? what's that?![]()
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6 (28.6%)
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